Editor’s Note: a) You should listen to the 1 minute reading (the “podcast”) to know how the piece should sound rhythmically. b) This piece is obvious irony.
“It’s important not to conflate Judaism with Zionism.” ‘cause Judaism’s a noble religion. But... You’re stiff-necked, You’re stubborn, Just get with the times. Your creed is as dead as a poem that rhymes. And Kosher’s barbaric. So let it be banned. And ‘cision is too So let it be damned. And No to the Sabbath "How lazy", they jibe. And marry a Jew? You’re racist. You're vile. Yeshivah? Old-fashioned. Faith? What a joke! Service in Hebrew? You ghettoized folk. And as for your book? We hate it. It’s rank! ‘Cause you don’t show the love of the one that we thank. Your god is a devil, He’s jealous, what’s more, you look for salvation in words of the law. So let me here finish, Honest at last, Jud-Zio-daism Equal and past. And if you are lucky inferior caste. **** But we love the Jews!
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